If you were being pursued by zombies – you know, 24/7, a la Walking Dead – where would you go to be safe? On Monday’s Province Sports podcast, Paul Chapman has the answer: he’d commandeer a ferry and head to Bowen Island. Because, as Chapman says, zombies can’t drive boats. (How does he know?) Jonathan McDonald, meanwhile, would just give up. And yes, the guys discuss sports too: why rookie quarterbacks are the story of the year in the NFL, and how the Toronto Blue Jays are making hay when nothing else is happening in Canadian sport. Coming Tuesday: Ben Kuzma with eggnog recipes!